Convo between my and my friends :3

Me: Chris what would yhu do ifI killed yhur cat?
Chris: YHU ARNT TOUCHING MY PUSSY!!!
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Me: Hey,Lets make a word:3
Rachel: Gurble.
Me: Something to do with... Pennies?
Rachel: Dick?
Me: Ha! Yes! Now I can call people a Gurble head insted of saying the word! :D
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Me: Taylor Lets make a meaning for this:Nish
Taylor: Ok.
Me: A old lady in a wheel chair. Now yhu make one and well see wich is better.
Taylor: Someone who rapes rainbows o.o
Me: Thas me alright... ;D
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Me: Im ganna brake down the wall and be like 'Get yhur ass in the van.'
Danny: Ha ok but arnt yhu a little to young to drive? Youre reply: Yes yes i am.
Me: That why once where in the car Yhu drive! Now, How much money do yhu have for bail...
(That was all sarcastic.)